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To je bio moj veliki, dlakavi kurac.
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[premotavanje]
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To je bio moj veliki, dlakavi kurac.
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[premotavanje]
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Veliki, dlakavi kurac.
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[premotavanje]
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Veliki, dlakavi kurac.
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[za "Carol of the Bells"
* Veliki, dlakavi kurac ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac... ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac... ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac... ♪
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♪ Veliki, dlakavi kurac ♪
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[odzvanjaju akordi]
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u redu...
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ovo je teška situacija,
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pa idem
da vam to raščlanim
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jedini način koji znam kako,
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dopuštajući svojoj majci da to učini.
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Tvoj otac i ja
imati dogovor.
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Čekaj, razvodiš se?
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Mi nismo.
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Za dobrobit Božića,
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samo ćemo
nastavi ga izjahati.
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Zauvijek.
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Ali želim da vi dečki znate
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ovo nije tvoja krivnja
i volimo te.
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[gutljaji]
Čekaj, što?
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Dakle, više nismo obitelj?
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Još uvijek smo obitelj.
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sine gledaj
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izlasci su poput Umri muški 1.
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Ali većina brakova--
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uf--
su poput Umri muški 2-- b lech.
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Ali naš brak
je poput Umri muški 3.
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Ponekad, tajni umak
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je jednostavno dodavanje
drugi član glumačke ekipe.
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Kao Samuel L. Jackson.
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huh
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Dakle, spasio si franšizu,
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koji je tvoj brak,
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i sad ste oboje sretni.
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U tom slučaju,
neka me netko sirupira!
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Ne tako brzo!
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Jeste li upravo priznali
imati aferu?
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-Da.
-Ne.
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u redu je,
dovoljno su stari.
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ne bih zvala
što Helenor i ja imamo
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"afera".
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Hoću reći, izlazimo.
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U tajnosti.
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I tvoja majka i ja
su u braku.
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Tehnički.
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Ali vrlo je različito.
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Pa ja sam tehnički također...
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izdrži!
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Helenor?
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Helenor!
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Od jebenog
Radikalna zločesta stranka?
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Sine, zašto se ne smiriš
i pojesti palačinku?
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U redu, žvakajmo to.
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Neću to žvakati!
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Svi ste zločesti!
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Svaki od vas!
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Trebam švic.
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Trošiš čudan iznos
vremena u toj sauni.
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Očito nedovoljno.
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Želim vam sretan...
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utorak.
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Pa dobro je prošlo.
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[zvona upozorenja za poziv]
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Vilenjaci su u štrajku!
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Ne uvrijedite nas!
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Ne uvrijedite nas!!
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[Nick] U redu je...
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Samo da zaposlimo
nestašni vilenjaci
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i reci jebi ga,
izrađujemo igračke za sve!
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Zajebi popis zločestih!
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Hajde, Gretch!
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Budimo radikalni.
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To je super ideja.
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Zašto nitko drugi nije
iznio to?
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Pitam se što bi se dogodilo.
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Hmm? Razmislimo o tome.
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ne znam...
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Battle Royale
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za jebenu dušu
Božića!
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što--
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Ovo je lijepo iznenađenje.
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zašto si ovdje
a ne u štrajku?
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Ja ću potonuti s brodom, gospođo.
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Oh, ti si nevjerojatna.
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Ti si kao malena,
šiljata Ivana Orleanka.
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Ti si i moj heroj.
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Protokol kaže
ako vilenjaci napadnu,
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trebali bismo početi
rezanje zemalja
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abecednim redom.
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Ali kako bi se izbjeglo uzimanje
još jedno sranje o Afganistanu,
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Mislim da bismo trebali nasjeckati
Umjesto toga Australija.
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Til, možeš li FaceTime
australski vilenjak na polici?
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Vrijeme je da bacite čekić.
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Ili da kažem...
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"nož"?
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Ne. Nema FaceTimea, nema FaceTimea,
bez FaceTimea!
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Zdravo!
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Oh, jebote!
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Hej, Jimothy,
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Djed Božićnjak
ima ti što reći!
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Zar ne, Djed Mraz?
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Bok, g. Mraz!
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Nadam se da ti ne smeta,
ali moja kćer je veliki obožavatelj.
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Lamanda, dođi ovamo.
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Upoznajte Djeda Mraza.
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Ne. Ne, ti stvarno
ne moram--
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Oh, čovječe.
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Vau!
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Djed Božićnjak!
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Ovo je kao ostvarenje sna.
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Ja sam tvoj najveći obožavatelj.
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Volim te!
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I ja tebe volim!
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u redu...
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uh...
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Gretchen, znaš li ovo?
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Nažalost,
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neće biti darova
za Australce ove godine.
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Djed Mraz je zabrljao.
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Oprosti, Lamanda.
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Tako mi je žao.
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Što?
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[urlanje]
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Matilda,
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zakažimo jedan od
ti FaceTimes koji paraju želuca
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svaki dan do
vilenjaci se vraćaju na posao.
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to je...
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Neću moći
uopće nositi s tim.
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Naravno da nije.
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Umjesto toga, samo ćete
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ostavi mene i Tila
da počistiš svoj nered.
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Hm, trebao bih ići.
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Gretchen, stvarno mi je žao,
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ali pucam iz kuka.
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I kuk mi je u srcu.
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što si ti,
jebeni Billy the Kid?
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To je ono što je biti vođa.
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Morate donositi teške odluke.
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Mislim, jebote,
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Više sam se žrtvovao
za Božić više nego itko,
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ali neću stati uz tebe
kao neka sterilizirana politička žena,
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svira Jingle Your Balls
na palubi "Titanika"
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dok ti oreš ravno u
santa leda u obliku pijetla!
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Hot-diggity-dog,
znaš kako s riječima.
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Zato si trebao čitati
moj jebeni govor!
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[svira božićna rock glazba]
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Ovdje u The Naughty Nogu,
zalažemo se za neo-igrački socijalizam.
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Jedno dijete, jedan dar...
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jedno pivo na račun kuće.
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Kučkin sin--
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U redu, dobro!
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Ja ću platiti.
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psih.
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[kakao]
Pa, kao proktolog
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rekao je zatvorskom čuvaru,
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"Uvijek provjeri stražnja vrata,
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jer to je gdje
ketamin biti."
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Psst.
Uživo ste u eteru...
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Što?
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prošli tjedan,
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svijet se zauvijek promijenio
s "Penis-Gate".
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Danas, molim dobrodošli
za Kakao u pokretu--
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jer ponekad,
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trebate uzeti
tvoj kakao za ponijeti--
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radikalna Helenor.
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Mislim da ti kljun krvari?
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Smiješno je kad se šališ.
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Dakle, neki momci
dolje na stanici
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smislio hashtag
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Malo je zalogaj.
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Što ti znaš
o onima?
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Kako ste me pronašli?
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Jer ja sam najcjenjeniji,
vrijedni novinar
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ovaj grad je ikada vidio.
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Sad mi reci, Helenor,
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koliko često
hoće li Božić doći ranije?
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Gledaj, čovječe,
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skandal je nazvan
"Vrata penisa",
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i bljesak vijesti, nema penisa.
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Ako možemo samo nastaviti.
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Znaš što, Helenor,
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to je pošteno.
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Dame i gospodo,
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sirena koja je ševila Djeda Mraza
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i namamili ga
na zločestu stranu--
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Helenor od Helenor-Gate.
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Ne drogiram se.
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To je kao
sauna ovdje, ha?
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[smijeh]
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Čovječe, to mi je trebalo.
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Znaš, čak nisam
koledovao jednom
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otkako je ta slika pukla.
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Otvaram usta da pjevam
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i baš je puna
velikog dlakavog kurca.
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Osjećam te, brate.
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To je kao osam sluškinja na mužnji,
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ali, u konačnici,
mlijeko je bilo vruće...
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i kvrgav.
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Ove stvari Helenor-Gatea
prilično zločesto, ha?
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Hark, Len,
anđeli su prestali pjevati.
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Dio mene zapravo počinje
osjećati se loše zbog Djeda Mraza.
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On je samo čovjek.
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A Kakao je rekao da je pravedna
zavodljiva prostitutka.
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Čuo sam to
neki od vilenjaka
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smo razgovarali o
vraćajući se na posao.
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Sad kad znamo
da je HelenWhore kriva.
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[zajedno] Jadni Nick.
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Jadni Nick?!
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[Jack] Oni će otići
natrag na posao.
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Prestani pričati o
Helenor odmah!
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Ne može, Jacky Boy.
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Ispadaju ovi vilenjaci
više su seksistički
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nego su uvrijeđeni.
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Moje ocjene su preko krova.
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Zaradio sam te ocjene,
ti nezahvalna ribice.
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Da?
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A-ha?
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Što god, stari.
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[Jack] Nemoj se gegati
dalje od mene!
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Osim ako me ne želiš
reći svijetu
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ono što stvarno budi Kakao
ujutro.
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Kokain!
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To je novi svijet, Jack,
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a ako je istina
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da su vilenjaci
će se vratiti na posao
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samo nekoliko dana nakon Penis-Gatea,
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to znači malo koke
na mom kljunu
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neće se razbarušiti
bilo koje perje.
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Koju imam
jer ja sam ptica.
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Moj savjet?
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Učini nešto malo zločesto!
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Ja sam Prince Blackjack,
Branitelj Nice!
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[stenjanje i lupanje]
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Pod mojom vladavinom,
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Djed Božićnjak nikada neće zaboraviti
lijepo dijete.
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-[stenjanje postaje glasnije]
-Ikad više!
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A roditelji će ostati
u braku punom ljubavi--
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-[stenjajući krešendo]
-Hoćeš li obratiti pažnju na mene?!
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[sobovi stenju u ekstazi]
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Ah!
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Je li taj jelen upravo svršio
dok me gledaš u oči?
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Pogledaj to, tvoja prva orgija.
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Vidiš, ti si praktički
već zločesto.
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šuti!
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Nikad neću biti zločest.
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Hakirali ste
slika kurice tvog oca, stari.
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Prihvatite to.
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Idi ispusti kiselinu
s polarnim medvjedima.
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Drkati narvala.
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Uzmi kolačić!
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Ali što god radiš,
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zaboga,
samo živi, čovječe.
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Tako postajete veseli.
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Tako se postaje
Djed Mraz.
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Jebi se, Fish.
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[sob žvače]
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Ah, jebi ga.
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[Ebba] Znamo da si bio ispod
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zločesti utjecaj
od Helenor,
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pa smo ti voljni oprostiti.
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Lijepa djeca
svijeta ne bi trebao patiti
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jer si bio u iskušenju
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po plodu
te zle zavodnice.
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Čekaj, što?
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Zločesta djeca ne dobivaju darove
s razlogom,
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a taj razlog je
sve pokvare...
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onako kako je to činila Helenor.
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Ali mi vam nudimo priliku
da to ispravim.
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govorio sam
mom timu na trampolinu
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a također smo i prilično željni
da se vratim na posao, gospodine.
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Sve što trebamo je za vas
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još jednom uzeti
Zavjet Nice,
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osuditi sve odnose
sa Zajednicom Naughty,
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i fa-la-la-la-la,
opet pravimo igračke!
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Hmm...
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što učiniti,
što učiniti...
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Reci im
da se zajebu.
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Hmm!
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Jesi li ozbiljan, čovječe?
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Progutaj svoj ponos
i spasi Božić,
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ti debeli šupčino!
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Oh, Lamanda,
izgubio si obje noge.
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Oh, daj mi odmor!
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jamčim ti
ova djevojka može hodati.
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I ne zaboravite razlog
čak je i u Australiji.
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Prava žrtva ovdje...
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djeca.
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Oj, ja sam Jase.
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Bez Božića,
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vjerojatno hoću
počiniti samoubojstvo morskim psom.
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Ili barem
okrenuti se kriminalnom životu,
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ili prostitucije.
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[Ebba] Ahem.
Zavjet, gospodine.
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[uzdahne]
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Zaklinjem se na vjernost
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našem ocu osnivaču,
Skatonik.
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Ja ću izvršiti tradiciju
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i podržati moral
u cijelom svijetu
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samo davanjem darova
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djeci koja su poslušna,
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pravedni,
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veselo, i lijepo.
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A zločestima...
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prokazujem te.
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Hmm.
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Vidi, mama!
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Prljava dama koju je Djed Mraz preparirao!
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Dušo, gdje si naučila
te zločeste riječi?
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Stvarno lijepo.
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Pogriješio sam u vezi s tobom.
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Baš si kao
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svi ostali ljudi Mrazovi
u povijesti--
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kukavica!
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Tako mi je žao.
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Dobro, bilo ih je samo
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svi ti mali ljudi
na mojim ramenima.
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Nisam imao izbora.
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Svi mi imamo izbore,
i odlučio si me prodati.
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Ali super je, zar ne?
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Jer barem
vilenjaci su se vratili na posao.
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Ovo su bili
stvarno teške odluke.
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Tako je i sa stajanjem
za ono u što vjeruješ.
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znaš,
do kraja života,
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Ja ću biti
Helenor od Helenor-Gatea,
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a ti ćeš biti samo Djed Mraz.
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Uživaj u svojim igračkama, seronjo.
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[lupaju se vrata]
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Oprosti, čovječe.
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Želite li kolačić?
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Ne, nisam raspoložena.
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Što, dovraga, čovječe?
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Upravo sam potrošio
sat i pol
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praveći ove proklete stvari.
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u redu dobro,
Ja ću sedam.
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Dakle, vilenjaci su se vratili na posao
i oduševljen sam!
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Zato ostani gdje jesi,
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jer nakon pauze,
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mi ćemo vas dovesti
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veća pokrivenost od zida do zida
Helenor-Gate,
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uključujući razgovor uz vatru
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s njezinim trećim razredom
predavati biologiju--
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Kriza izbjegnuta.
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Jebeš tog pingvina.
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Čuo sam "Kakao"
čak mu nije ni pravo ime.
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To je kao "John".
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Znaš, mislio sam,
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sad kad Nick i Helenor
su na otvorenom,
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možda bismo mogli izaći u javnost.
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00:12:19,475 --> 00:12:20,805
Svijet bi trebao znati
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o epskoj ljubavi
to su Dasher i gospođa Claus.
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Zar nisi slušao
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na bilo što
ta nesreća vlaka je upravo rekla?
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Da, ali ja sam jaka.
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Mogu to podnijeti.
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Oh... misliš--
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00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:36,290
Dasher, ako izađemo u javnost,
što bi se dogodilo?
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Dobio bi, što?
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00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:38,457
Maženje po stražnjici?
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Visoka kopita?
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Voli visoka kopita.
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A ja bih bila Gretchen-Gated.
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Dakle ne.
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Držimo ovo u tajnosti.
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Također cool.
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Znate u čemu je stvar
Ne mogu shvatiti
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je pravi skandal
oduvijek je bila Helenor,
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pa zašto ne bi vodili
s tim...
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osim ako nekako
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nisu znali
o njoj i Nicku...
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Govoriš svašta
koji mi zbunjuju mozak.
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O moj Bože.
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Trebam prijevoz.
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Jebote, da.
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Druga runda.
Ding, Ding!
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Ne. Kao,
doslovno stati na sve četiri
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i odvezi me odavde.
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Vrijeme je
da stavim svoju dežurnu kapu.
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